Another Meme

A meme, taken from Daisy:

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
A: It changes daily; courtesy of the 10,000 images that I've downloaded from Webshots

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
A: Two.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Right.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: A couple of teeth, some eggs, my tonsils and adenoids, and a spinal cord tumor

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: The little bean (weighing in at just over 30 pounds).

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
A: In addition to the surgeries, I fell through the floor of a barn loft, smack dab into about a foot of cow manure.  I woke up to some very frightened cows huddled in the corner of my cousin's barn.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A: Nope.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A: When I was a kid, I hated my name.  Now, I wouldn't change it.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A: Navy blue or black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
A: A quarter (daughter, do as I say, not as I do -- I used to put money in my mouth -- yuck!)

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A: I'm not much of a kisser of either gender, sad to say.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A: Nope.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A: Maybe.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A: Nope, not even with my totally awesome 20's body.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A: Nope.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A: Nope.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing right now, though I did have a small rock in it for awhile, courtesy of my daughter.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: Never saw it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Carpet and tile.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.  No place to sit.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: One.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
A: T-Mobile, thanking me for my payment.  Come to think of it, they are usually the only people who text me.  Such a sorry life I lead.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: My boss.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: My daughter.

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: Two.

Q: Season?
A: Summer!  But spring is a close second.

Q: Color?
A: Red.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: My mom.

Q: Mood?

A: None, really.  Physically tired though.

Q: Listening to?
A: Croaking toads through the open window.  I do love summer.

Q: Watching?
A: My monitor.

Q: Worrying about?
A: The economy.  My daughter growing up too fast.  Whether my next cycle will work.  Whether the pregnancy will go well.

Q: Wearing?
A: Jogging suit.

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: To my car, then the bakery for coffee, then the dry cleaners, and then work.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Snuggle with my husband and daughter.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: Yes.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Yes.

If you'd like to play along, consider yourself tagged.