to top this rejection:
I invited my husband to join Facebook, and he sent me an e-mail saying "no thank you."
My husband. Refused to join and friend me.
This is the same man who said that if I ever sent him a text message, he would cancel his cell phone service. Not that he can get a text message, mind you, because his phone is huge, weighs about three pounds, has a telescoping plastic antenna, and looks as though it was transported here from the 80's.